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Post by salt on Aug 24, 2014 6:51:34 GMT
SANTA! IS THAT YOU?!
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Post by Dodecagon on Aug 24, 2014 11:34:37 GMT
Nope, chuck testa
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 25, 2014 16:10:22 GMT
I KNOW THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY WHO KNOWS THIS GUY...
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 25, 2014 18:46:08 GMT
Everybody shut up, WOO! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now you find That people mock you online
Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize You with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions Of nouns and prepositions Literacy's your mission And that's why I think it's a
Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's "less" or it's "fewer" Like people who were Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes Like I could care less That means you do care At least a little Don't be a moron You'd better slow down And use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Everybody wise up!
Say you got an "I","T" Followed by apostrophe, "s" Now what does that mean? You would not use "it's" in this case As a possessive It's a contraction What's a contraction? Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter
Okay, now here's some notes Syntax you're always mangling No "x" in "espresso" Your participle's danglin' But I don't want your drama If you really wanna Leave out that Oxford comma Just keep in mind
That "be", "see", "are", "you" Are words, not letters Get it together Use your spellchecker You should never Write words using numbers Unless you're seven Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes You really need a Full time proofreader You dumb mouth-breather Well, you should hire Some cunning linguist To help you distinguish What is proper English
One thing I ask of you Time to learn your homophones is past due Learn to diagram a sentence too Always say "to whom" Don't ever say "to who" And listen up when I tell you this I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis You finished second grade I hope you can tell If you're doing good or doing well About better figure out the difference Irony is not coincidence And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull What's figurative and what's literal Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't get out of bed That really makes me want to literally Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
I read your e-mail It's quite apparent Your grammar's errant You're incoherent Saw your blog post It's really fantastic That was sarcastic (Oh, psych!) 'Cause you write like a spastic
I hate these Word Crimes Your prose is dopey Think you should only Write in emoji Oh, you're a lost cause Go back to pre-school Get out of the gene pool Try your best to not drool
Never mind I give up Really now I give up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Go Away!
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 26, 2014 15:24:12 GMT
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Post by salt on Aug 26, 2014 16:03:51 GMT
Is this a forum? If it is, then can i comment? If i can, can I jump off a cliff? If i can, can i be sent into a hospital? If i can, can i die? If i can, can i take you with me >:3
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 26, 2014 16:26:11 GMT
Nope, this is Chuck Testa
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 26, 2014 16:31:17 GMT
so you can't comment, you can't jump off a cliff, you can't be sent to a hospital, you can't die, and you can't take me with you
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Cupcak3
Eliminated Contestant
Posts: 17
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Post by Cupcak3 on Aug 27, 2014 0:55:42 GMT
This is my comment It is very short
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Aug 27, 2014 0:57:00 GMT
When Tear drop learnes how to talk, I would be so happy ...then cut off her mouth
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Mallet
Eliminated Contestant
:P
Posts: 918
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Post by Mallet on Sept 1, 2014 22:24:25 GMT
YAY GOOD SHOW 5 STARS
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Post by Dodecagon on Sept 1, 2014 22:25:04 GMT
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Mallet
Eliminated Contestant
:P
Posts: 918
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Post by Mallet on Sept 1, 2014 22:26:30 GMT
YAY I LIKE WEIRD GUYS IN TUXEDOS
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Sept 1, 2014 23:49:26 GMT
hi. there. I. like. putting. periods. after. every. word.
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Post by Magnifying Glass on Sept 2, 2014 20:38:14 GMT
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